Friday, February 20, 2009

Conclusion of Extreme Hypertension and Overexertion of Emotion

I got an offer today, from American Express to work under them over the summer in their Open Division, which works with Small Businesses. I am relieved, and overcome with various emotions that this is all I can write before I scream in the computer lab with joy.


P.S. My computer is broken, I want it back soon and when that is up, I can finally put up that video I've been meaning to edit.

Monday, February 9, 2009

25 Facts

Due to pure popularity and pressure.

1. The mere fact that I'm doing this points out that I am a complete sucker into peer pressure, as after constant tags in other notes I have finally accepted the fact I can be an outlier no more.
2. For a while in college I was known as "the guy that always wears hoodies" and "the bagel kid".
3. I wear my rainbows everywhere, in snow, rain, and extreme hotness.
4. I have this weird permeation of heat that comes out of my hands, and therefore people like to grab them when its cold outside.
5. I used to think the reason why I never got tanned was because I only ate Vanilla and not Chocolate, until I ate Chocolate and realized that it was all lies.
6. I don't cross my eyes anymore in fear of what my mom said when I was 6 that my eyes will stay that way if I do it for too long.
7. I clean out the bowl of rice at every dinner because I was told for every kernel remaining would be a zit on my face - apparently that doesn't really work because I have blemishes the size of craters.
8. My dad tried really hard to get me into tennis, which included dragging me out to the courts on Saturdays. I hated it and gave up after 2 weekends, my dad was really upset.
9. I played violin for 10 years, and I never got past Suzuki book 5. I have forgotten how to read music.
10. When I was in 7th grade I went to Taco Bell and ate Two Gorditas, a Chicken Soft Taco, and a Burrito. I felt a sense of accomplishment until my sister called me a fat ass.
11. I went through a phase where all the music I listened to had to include someone screaming in the chorus. See: System of a Down, Linkin Park (before they sucked), Powerman 5000, Slipknot
12. I had a mushroom bowl cut for 5 years, and I rocked it. I was finally pressured into getting it cut when I was the last kid in school to still have it in 7th grade.
13. One time in sixth grade I let out a huge fart in class when I bent down trying to pick up a pencil. I was sitting behind a girl that I liked, she never talked to me again.
14. One time in 5th grade a girl peed in her pants during a test. The teacher made us swear that no one outside the classroom would know of it. By break the entire 5th grade knew - you're welcome.
15. On that note, one time in summer camp when I was 8 I was in DZ Zone going through the obstacle course and ball pits. I peed myself in my pants while crawling through the tubes, and passed through 4 girls with a trail of pee behind me.
16. I really enjoy cooking, I use it to compensate for my lack of gift-giving, and ideas for gifts. I watch cooking shows, and I love cooking for people. Come a barbeque, I'll be more than happy to cook.
17. One day in New York I ate Lamb over Rice for two consecutive meals. I felt like my stomach was being torn into shreds.
18. Once again into peer pressure, I joined DSP because all the cool kids were doing it, and felt the obligation to do so also.
19. One time a girl flashed me in third grade, I was shocked to see that she looked exactly the same as me under the hood.
20. When the Christmas claymation shows would come on with Rudolph the Red nose Reindeer, I used to be scared shitless from the Abominable Snowman.
21. I have this weird OCD where in my facebook all my details have to be in clean numbers. ie: photos of you: 500, tagged of you 450, friends 250, from nyu 175 etc etc.
22. I hate it when you're out eating and two people order the same dish. Dare to be different
23. Apparently from the consensus of others I have a voluptuous buttocks region. This puzzles me because where were all these comments years back. It didn't just appear, so I have a feeling that they are all liars wearing some weird butt-accentuating goggles.
24. I clogged my bathtub in my dorm room twice this year in a span of 6 days. I think my suitemate hates me. The first time was because I dropped my soap bottle cover into the drain and couldn't get it out. The second time was because the very cover that was put there to prevent blockages from happening again got stuck in the drain. You're welcome.
25. I used to have a rolley backpack in 6th grade, I think thats why I got turned down by a girl when I asked her out.

Upcoming Antcipation

Semester has been crazy, have had absolutely no time to sit down and just distance myself from everything and just stretch out. Is a good thing, is also a bad thing. Still shamelessly unemployed, still in the school grind. However, something big is in the mix, was in Brooklyn on the set to get some footage done.


Stay tuned, when I can get the time to get it all together get ready.